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| President | Donald J Trump |
| Vice President | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Department of State | Andrew Breitbart |
| Department of the Treasury | Donald J Trump |
| Department of Defense | Robert Duvall |
| Department of Justice | Trey Gowdy |
| Department of the Interior | Bristol Palin |
| Department of Agriculture | Meatloaf |
| Department of Commerce | Mark Cuban |
| Department of Labor | Donald Trump Jr |
| Department of Health and Human Services | Dr. Oz |
| Department of Housing and Urban Development | Ivanka Trump |
| Department of Transportation | Donald J Trump |
| Department of Energy | Sarah Palin |
| Department of Education | Kelsey Grammar |
| Department of Veterans Affairs | Gary Sinise |
| Department of Homeland Security | Dick Cheney |
| Surgeon General | Ben Carson |
| White House Chief of Staff | Drew Carey |
| Environmental Protection Agency | Kim Kardashian |
| Office of Management & Budget | Carl Icahn |
| United States Trade Representative | Martin Shkreli |
| United States Mission to the United Nations | Ann Coulter |
| Council of Economic Advisers | Ben Stein |
| Small Business Administration | Donald J Trump |
| Supreme Court Justice | Ted Cruz |
| Secretary of Guns | Tom Selleck |
I think that Cruz on the Supreme Court might be a possibility. He certainly would add to the comity there ...
ReplyDeleteLord save us from Ted's opinions raining down on us for the rest of his life.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I meant to add in Ted Nugent as Director of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (a/k/a Redneck picnic supplies.)